Granting Wishes

Its a game found in a forum that I know. What happens is at the of a post, the person will ask for a wish. the next person will reply by granting that wish, but give a scenario of what happens when the wish gets granted.

Example:

Post 1 -> I wish that I can get a Cookie


Post 2 -> Granted. But that cookie contained too much lead, which resulted to you dying from lead poisoning.

I wish that I was a millionaire.

Post 3 -> Granted. But the next day, people started to hunt you down to get you assets

etc etc

I'll Start:

I wish that Osama bin Laden was my Granfather

Granted. But Bush poked you in the eye with a knife.

I wish I could be as strong as Warlock.

Granted, but Warlock bcame more powerful and killed you.

I wish i could get some skill scrolls!

Granted, but pure raped you and stole all your scrolls


I wish all my professions were over lvl 100

Granted, but a lvl 120 player in London killed you and for some weird reason, ur skills went bak to 1

I wish i was invincible

Granted, but then god comes down and takes your invincibility away.

I wish i was the king of the seven seas

Granted. but a shark ate your ship and you got pwned.


I wish I could kill every fu**ing mares

Granted, but they came back to life and owned you.

I wish Obama was dead

Granted, but he took you with him in his death

I wish I had more money

Granted. Apparently, that was blood money. Officials tracked you down to your ship and froze your assets.


I wish our guild could conquer a port.

Granted. but all the ports are owned by our allies, so we gave it back


I wish I could be black for a day